Happy Father’s Day! Remember: good dads are good tippers!
Is that the price that’s printed on the menu? Then yes, that’s what I’m going to charge you.
This is amazing! Nothing worse than a table full of rowdy, messy, rude, demon-spawned children. Restaurant gives discount for well-behaved kids. http://on-msn.com/TVScOM
Come up to the bar or counter to order when the sign clearly says “Please seat yourself.” I work in a small restaurant with only about 12 tables and it pisses me off like nothing else in the world when people come in and order at the counter, make me bring their food/drinks and then not tip me because they ordered at the counter. That doesn’t mean I didn’t wait on you, you asshat.
— Server, NC
(Also when this happens vice versa - if the sign says “Please wait to be seated”, then for the love of all things holy, wait to be freaking seated.)
Did you think I was lying to you? I kind of hope it leaves a mark, moron.
This is accurate…
Hope your weekends are full of big tippers and not shitty customers!
Snap your fingers, whistle or shake your empty cup at me. I see you asshole, but I also have six other tables. I will get to you when I can. You are not royalty. Suck on your damn ice cubes until I can refill your water for the fifth time. I am in no hurry to not get tipped by you.
— Waitress, NY